Feed Her Constantly Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. Feed that woman immediately or sef will eat your fucking face. It means give her a snack before you leave for the restaurant.
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And then again when you get in the car. Failure to give that woman snacks will result in extreme bitchiness at best, and bodily injury at worse. And while some of that still applies, all bets are off when it comes to food. Get Ready to Gain Weight Notice how all the topics so far have involved food?
But whatever the craving, tobight of the unmentioned side effects of pregnancy is YOUR weight gain. Yes, the guys gain weight too. Mainly because we inevitably partake in her cravings and all the extra junk food results in a spare tire. So watch your step. I knew MJ was pregnant and pregnant women gain weight.
In my mind it was just nature progressing and running its course, and there was nothing more beautiful. But after the first times I said it, she snapped on me. Which leads me to my next point….
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Pregnancy Brain is legit. But it soon progresses to things like leaving the basement door open in 5-degree weather and freezing the entire bottom floor Tinamba sexy chat the house while simultaneously leaving us susceptible to a home invasion. Unfortunately, my pregnant wife does not appreciate my unique brand of humor whilst carrying our little parasite around in her stomach.
The first trimester is by far the worst. You have a week window where her sex drive returns early in the second trimester. They swell up to gargantuan sizes, literally breaking bras at the seams and popping off her chest in a fit of Goo glory. Not only that, but any suggestion to the contrary will send your pregnant wife into hysterics.
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Moreover, all of the coffee cups are half-filled and every bowl has a ton of soggy cereal remaining in it. Seriously, just think about you complaining and what her response will be. Seriously funny and truthful! I gained almost as much as my wife did! Yes, 6 is so true- not a lot of funny. I am so glad you mentioned 9. Justin- Writing Pad Dad recently posted.
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Look at it this way Aaron. Take some of those rules and multiply them by 3.
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As someone who, until then, had weighed lbs. Not because I went and paid for an outrageously expensive gym membership. Instead, simply by chasing my toddler daughter around the house in an effort to put her shoes on so that we can go to daycare. Great cardio in the AM. I am forwarding this to my husband. The pillow thing hits close to home. Crazed in the Kitchen recently posted. And get stuffed, boyo. First of all, this site is my personal site and has ZERO to do with my full-time day job.
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Baby spit up vs Puppy puke. I hate how I still get in trouble even on the few occasions I manage not to screw up! Some people have way too much time on their hands. You are the man. I needed a laugh. Luckily though Hannah has a man who has been a single dad, cleans, cooks, fixes things and is a Marine, so she gets all the bennies of a maid, butler, handyman, nanny and security service all in one package.
It is all so true!
We laughed hysterically — until he laughed a little too hard and pissed me off. Dude, with the exception of 12 I think you sfe my day.
Everything else is true. My husband really likes the couch. We even moved it up to our bedroom. On the good side she argues like crazy and loves to point out every little thing I do wrong. How can I make her feel more comfortable? Just thank your lucky stars your wife is an outlier. You can do things and carry heavy things for her, if you casually get to them first.
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Beware of the urge to feed pregnant women tons of junk food. The tiny bladder may veto all urges wonen a little while.
Sometimes, the hormones will go crazy for 5 minutes, and you have to start NOW. Body parts that are growing a lot need to be touched differently. She may want to go straight to third base, or otherwise massively change the routine. She may forget to feel pretty till you flirt.
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The third can be tiring, particularly the last month, and she may start to worry about kicking off early labor. The hormones can be seriously weird, and prompt sudden needs anytime. I really love your blog! Love your sense of humor!
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Of course I could try talking some sense into her…. Nail on the head my friend. Nail on the head. Good luck and smooth sailing! School Pictures are Obsolete. A lot of these are spot on!